1.In Nigeria,we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbors are enough.
If you think i'm lying bring a girl at home when your wife is not around and see.
2.she fell in love with an electrician and got shock.
She fell in love with a fisherman 🐠 and got hooked.
Now she fell in love with a trotro driver what do you think gonna happen to her (answer it in the comments box)
3.Even it's been long time I passout in secondary school 🏫 I still cannot forget that *A noun is a name of person animals plate of beans. 😂😂😂
4.Five years old little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman🚨 and said; what's he like? Little Johnny replied;beer and woman 👩
5.science student,please what's the formula to remove salt from stew. (answer it in the comment box)
Cause I just cooked rubbish.
6.our dear ladies, please why do you take pictures with your tongue out ?😜what are you trying to lick?
Our internet data bundle right?
7.My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.
8.Those days, if you want if you want to kiss 😘 a girl 👧, she'll be shy and be like Austin "you sure, I want get pregnant if you kiss me? But today try to kiss a girl....just one kiss, her hand is already in your trouser searching for uncle Moses rod.
9.You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me, you suck me and suck me good, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish.... Stop thinking 🤔 so far and wild, it's just an orange 🍊
You all have bad mind😂😂😂😂
10 .So I wasted my transport from Korea to Nigeria only to find out I was chatting with an 11years old boy 👦
11.our street transformer is dirty.. Am going there to wash it with water 💧 and soap now.
Who gonna join me?
12.If someone is looking at your phone 📱 when you are in a bus 🚌,just put it on your front camera to let them see their face.
13.if Satan start distributing money 💰 on a road,you will see some girls calling him satanisco Santo my guy.
14.In 9ja movies,a poor boy will meet a rich girl by the side and repair her car, then they will call in love..... For 3 hours now, I've been standing by the road side, still no spoilt car.
15.Hmmmm wahala de o!
A girl used her dad's picture as her whatsapp Dp. One of her friends saw it and ask the girl,so you also know this yeye man? He hates using condom and doesn't even play well.
Don't laugh alone. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6.our dear ladies, please why do you take pictures with your tongue out ?😜what are you trying to lick?
Our internet data bundle right?
7.My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.
8.Those days, if you want if you want to kiss 😘 a girl 👧, she'll be shy and be like Austin "you sure, I want get pregnant if you kiss me? But today try to kiss a girl....just one kiss, her hand is already in your trouser searching for uncle Moses rod.
9.You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me, you suck me and suck me good, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish.... Stop thinking 🤔 so far and wild, it's just an orange 🍊
You all have bad mind😂😂😂😂
10 .So I wasted my transport from Korea to Nigeria only to find out I was chatting with an 11years old boy 👦
11.our street transformer is dirty.. Am going there to wash it with water 💧 and soap now.
Who gonna join me?
12.If someone is looking at your phone 📱 when you are in a bus 🚌,just put it on your front camera to let them see their face.
13.if Satan start distributing money 💰 on a road,you will see some girls calling him satanisco Santo my guy.
14.In 9ja movies,a poor boy will meet a rich girl by the side and repair her car, then they will call in love..... For 3 hours now, I've been standing by the road side, still no spoilt car.
15.Hmmmm wahala de o!
A girl used her dad's picture as her whatsapp Dp. One of her friends saw it and ask the girl,so you also know this yeye man? He hates using condom and doesn't even play well.
Don't laugh alone. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Share this to others. and don't forget to drop your comment.
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