Collection jokes episode 2

1.Ask your girlfriend to visit you, she will say she doesn't have money for transport. but let someone tell her that you are with another girl in your room. she can even hire a private jet. 

2.you guys are busy telling girls you met on facebook that you are missing them, please what exactly are you missing? Her handwritting or her photogenic voice? 

3.seek ye money first and every other girl shall be added unto you. sense chapter one vs two. 

4.If your mum Never threw slippers or broom at you, just know that you lack of home training. 

5.Ask for my account number, my shoe 👟 size, not "how are you ".Every time I'm not fine, I need money.!

6.some girls ehnn
Me:Tell me about yourself. 
Girl:i'm a human being, I'm a female, I have two leg, two hand ✋ and two eyes, I wear clothes and I can walk, I can eat food too. 
Can you just imagine? 
Na God go punish her for me. 

7.There is a place called *staff room"i don't like visiting during high school days, all the witches and wizards are there. 

8.i want to date respectfully girl that she will even wash her hands before liking my posts.

9.i saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time and I think he mistook me for Jesus. 

10.could you believe that I went to  NEPA office yesterday to pay my electricity bill... As I was there,they took light and one of the staff there shouted TUNDER FIRE nepa. 

Also read Collection jokes episode 1

11.Nigerian is a confused place. 
Even the weather in Nigeria is confused 3:30pm the sun is very hot,3:31pm it's raining 3:32 the sun is shining again..... 
Can you imagine? 

12.some IMO boys are now using there s**** to starch their clothes. I would have say something now but it's none of my business. 

13.My ex is doing everything to make me jealous. She even hug trees these days. 

14.Nigeria's girls are really poor in romance. 
You will hit her with pillow,boom! She's chasing you with knife.

15.Am tired of Nigerian pidgin English. 
Which one be toilet dry hungry me. 
Nigerian self.

16.My first male child must me a female, I don't like those male child especially the female ones. 

17.Not all girls are looking for love in a relationship. Some are just looking for food and data bundles.
This my mouth 👄 will put me onto trouble oooo yoooo. 

18.Boys and girls class 2 ask teacher :
Can kids like us have kids? 
Teacher replied :No Never!! 
See I told you not to worry!!! 

19.I knew the economy state was worse when I head someone pricing Nepal bill... 
He was like bros, abeg  how much for low current "Nawa ooo. 

20.Sex is powerful. As I was walking with my friend,
A girl sent him a message that said, can you come over tonight to have sex?
The guy typed;yes and he was about to press send, a thief snatched  his phone and ran away... As we were chasing the thief,my friend was busy screaming; iwe chikala press send"
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